Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
