You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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