Don't you send me to vm
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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