shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
