Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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