Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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