He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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