i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Sponge bath it is.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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