NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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