Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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