my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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