we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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