we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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