I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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