Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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