the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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