The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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