even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
