don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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