Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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