Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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