remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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