Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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