well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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