I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If I had your ass I would rule the world
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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