he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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