dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just puked most of my soul out..
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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