yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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