Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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