I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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