Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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