Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I love you. Go after that dick
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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