at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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