After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
