You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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