yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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