Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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