so that wasnt chicken after all
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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