I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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