Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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