So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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