Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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