So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My dad just said "fuck circus"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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