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(516): View more from New York

You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.

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(917): View more from New York City

This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.

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(817): View more from Texas

Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.

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(914): View more from New York

I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'

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