Dual....:-)
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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