whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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