She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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