Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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