That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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