doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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