No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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