She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
