wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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