Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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