wanna go halves on a baby?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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