drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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