guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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