Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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